Monday, November 14, 2005

The Mandarin's "Intelligent Design" award - another winner

The recent post on the minister who electrocuted himself in a baptismal pool was the inaugural winner of the Mandarin's "Intelligent Design" award.

Here is today's winner, from the news page of a Salt Lake City, Utah TV station:

Man Jumped From Truck Following Argument

November 12th, 2005 @ 9:21pm

(KSL News) Police now say an argument caused a 21-year-old man to jump from a moving truck in South Jordan (Utah).

Tyler Poulson was riding with his brothers last night when he became offended by one of them using profanity. Poulson, who recently returned from an LDS mission, threatened to get out of the truck if he continued.

One of the men, not thinking he would, told Poulson to.

Earlier police said the car was going about 35 miles an hour when Poulson opened the door and jumped. He was pronounced dead on scene.


Well, at least his brothers survived to stay in the gene pool a little longer.

2 comments:

Fancy Dirt said...

I want to see a mock-up of a universe created by "Stupid Design".

Tanner Moss said...

This is all a lie i know Tyler's sister she is my gf and this is all a lie