Bette Davis Eyes?

Speaking of eyes....

Multiple choice test.

1. You are getting sleepy - very, very sleepy....

2. OK, I see the deer, now where are the headlights?

3. Using the same under-the-jacket voice prompter that Shrub wore in the presidential debates, Karl Rove has just given John Roberts an unexpected electric shock after Roberts told the Senate Judiciary Committee that stare decisis applied to Roe v. Wade.

4. All of the above.

Where is Ben Stein when we need him?