"Cheney Leaves Hospital After Breathing Scare"

If you think his breathing sounds scary now, wait until he gets to the office and puts the Darth Vader helmet back on.

Original photo caption: Vice President Dick Cheney addresses the American Enterprise Institute in Washington in this November 21, 2005 file photograph. Cheney was taken to a Washington hospital early on Monday, suffering from shortness of breath, CNN reported. (Jonathan Ernst/Reuters)